Are you into Linsanity?
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Carmelo: Yo, Jeremy. Where is everyone?
Jeremy: We’re early, I guess. How’s the groin?
Carmelo: Feeling good man, feeling good. Today’s definitely the day. I’m excited to get out there.
Jeremy: That’s good news, Melo.
Carmelo: Call me Carmelo.
Jeremy: That’s good news, Carmelo. We’re excited to have you back.
Carmelo: Listen, man, I wanted to personally thank you for carrying the load while I was out. You did good. The city loves you.
Jeremy: Yeah, these last couple weeks have been pretty crazy. Derek Jeter called me last night.
Carmelo: Derek called you?
Jeremy: Yeah, just to welcome me to the brotherhood, and to remind me that us winners have to look out for each other in this town.
Carmelo: Oh, yeah, of course [laughs nervously]. He called me too when I was traded here last year.
Jeremy: Yeah, and that welcome dinner at Mayor Bloomberg’s house! How intense was that?
Carmelo: You got invited to mayor -- I mean, yeah! So intense!
Jeremy: Anyways, I’m just trying to stay focused on winning, despite how Linsane everything’s been.
Carmelo: Things have definitely been Linsane around here. But Melo’s back now, so things can go back to being Carmelawesome.
Jeremy: I’ve never heard that one before, Carmelo. Did you just invent that yourself?
Carmelo: No, I didn’t just invent that, it existed before. You just never heard about it, I guess. With all due respect, Jeremy, this is my team. In case you forgot, I’m a five-time all star, a gold medal winner, and I’m married to the La La Vasquez, of La La’s Full Court Wedding fame.
Jeremy: With all due respect, Carmelo, the Knicks were losing with you in the lineup, and have been Linning ever since I took the reins. I don’t see why we can’t coexist.
Carmelo: ...co...exist?
Jeremy: Yeah! Let our strengths complement one another. I’m a passer, and you’re a scorer. So if you get open, I can pass you the ball and you can shoot it. You know, like in a basketball game.
Carmelo: I don’t have to pass back?
Jeremy: Not if you have an open shot!
Carmelo: So I can still be a star?
Jeremy: We can both be stars.
Carmelo: What about Amare?
Jeremy: He can be our Chris Bosh.
Carmelo: Can I come to Mayor Bloomberg’s house with you sometime?
Jeremy: Of course you can, Carmelo. Of course you can.
Carmelo: Hey, Jeremy -- call me ‘Melo.






















